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7. Cheating Is Bad.

why don't you ask me what I'm doing with other people's lives? Com'on, have the cojones.

Killing.
Murdering.
Terminating.
Sentencing and executing.
Piece of cake.

How skinny I am.
Sat 0900 thru typical Fri 2000, no so well humored (all other times, read below and beware!)

Started cheapo bestsellers Last Man Standing, still on it, getting there, too many jobs to do, not a lot of time for afficionados. Just started State of the Union. Both a riot, but not better than mines!
Classic noire films, war, western, rambo, rambo, rambo.
Joe Jackson, Lloyd Cole. Ben Folds Five. West Coast pop. Opera. Brazilian. And more. Uh, since I'm at it, I'll add Joe Jackson again.
My own homemade food. Fish and veggies, tempura.

Coffee.
Laundry machine full of guns.
Shower.
Radio.
Newspaper or two.
Shoes by the 100s, including Army boots.

The usual, things like why is winogradsky agar chosen to grow legumes?
what's with using cashew resin as the main ingredient for an insect repellent?, what happens to our stuffed animals when left too long on a shelf, do they take off on an adventure of their own to explore the wild frontiers? or what two types of metal is a type K thermocouple made of?
Lately I think a real lot about whether maybe I should upgrade to an electronic collimator sight Cobra that provides clear targeting within the broad band of illumination from 104 lx to 10-2 lx (daylight, twilight and moonlight)? Is this Russian shit good or not?

one person taking on an entire army of terrorists. As I run along, armed enemies pop from out of nowhere to take shots at me! Ha! I run, crouch, jump, and shoot in six different directions, because I need to use all 6 to kill the enemies that get in my way so that I can come back home at some point. In addition to gunning down terrorists, I climb ladders, crawl through tunnels, and jump across ledges to successfully make it home, as explained before.

Enemy intelligence is decent, so my adversaries try to crouch or pull back to establish better firing positions. But I always have more places to go and more conduits for reaching them, such as ladders, ramps, tunnels, and hidey-holes. Also, if I want I can squeeze into cramped areas (Yo! I already said I'm skinny.)

Each and every one of those typical Friday nights I have access to a full stock of weapons, including, but not limited to, a pistol, a shotgun, a machine gun, a flamethrower, a rocket launcher, and a grenade launcher, quite handy if I prefer other activities, such as walking around the golf course (you can eliminate golfers and conveniently remove other joggers crossing your path), having dinner with friends (you can dispose of the cook, and if you are in the mood, dispatch your friends too), sailing (captain and cabinboy...) and on and on.

My typical Friday nights are totally unpredictable

Forgot laundry. Yeah, I wash my weapons too. And that's no picnic.

Uh, yes, that too.

is absolutely, positively and definitely the most private thing I am willing to admit here.

I don't know what the hell I am supposed to say... if you feel like it? Remember I have more than one gun. I don't promise a "classic" reply, but whatever.
Therefore, you shouldn't. Really. Didn't you read I am a rabid, born again Republican. Go ahead, let's see if you have cojones.